With screenshots of horny, cannibalistic and downright cursed DMs allegedly sent by actor Armie Hammer to a handful of women, the internet has not been able to stop thinking about this man and his alleged urge to drink blood.
There’s still a lot of questions as to the context of the messages (you can read more about that here) and Hammer himself has yet to say a word on the matter.
But none of this has stopped the internet from whipping up meme after meme about Hammer, the blood he allegedly craves, and sweet boy Timothée Chalamet.
It started out with our collective shock. Amid all the chaos happing all over the world, the internet somehow found a moment to just sit still in horror.
no one:
armie hammer: pic.twitter.com/UMPQJ6gQoQ
— rae ⚔️ (@raehasasword) January 11, 2021
Everyone: Armie Hammer is a cannibal omg
Me: Come on guys, that’s gotta be an exaggeration
Armie Hammer: pic.twitter.com/goKoom9DmE— Mitch Mitchell (@czarmitch) January 11, 2021
Me: oh armie hammer is trending did he say something about the riots
Me 5 seconds later: pic.twitter.com/ay15Q36oUK
— Hayd (@notdognostril) January 11, 2021
Everything I have learned about him has been against my will
— Bolu Babalola 🍯&🌶 (@BeeBabs) January 10, 2021
me seeing why armie hammer is trending on twitter: pic.twitter.com/C4LSzSh3Xt
— kaylee is in her inhaler era (@talkfastkaylee) January 11, 2021
https://twitter.com/hail_aphrodite/status/1348665938816729100
Then people addressed the elephant bodily fluid in the room: the blood.
How easily does he allegedly get turned on by it? How often does the man even – again, allegedly – encounter blood in his everyday life?
Like… just imagine the possibilities.
armie hammer when he gets a papercut pic.twitter.com/qhE8wcQtHm
— ◥ NEB ◤ | ACAB | #BLM 🏳️🌈 (@Neb153) January 11, 2021
Armie Hammer after he chops off my finger pic.twitter.com/hKHDmYklwJ
— Tom (@tomfolli) January 11, 2021
armie hammer when i get a paper cut pic.twitter.com/HWHDmMfHvQ
— alexa (@mariokartdwi) January 11, 2021
We also had to unpack what this alleged fetish means for Call My By Your Name.
Thanks to all this drama, none of us can look at that movie the same way ever again. Great.
https://twitter.com/cheetahgirl69/status/1348480589746241539
https://twitter.com/Cameronsteelex/status/1348540359538847747
Then there’s the matter of the inevitable sequel to CMBYN.
Imagine being on set with a dude knowing that he may well want to disembowel you and drink your gooey innards right then and there.
Forget Hammer for a moment. Won’t somebody please think of Timothee Chamalet?!
timothée chalamet reading the armie hammer dms knowing damn well they’re making cmbyn 2 later on pic.twitter.com/X6myXnE7oP
— nancy 🫀🧑🏽🦼🥽🪱 (@heyonancy) January 11, 2021
timothée chalamet getting ready to film the cmbyn sequel after reading the armie hammer dms pic.twitter.com/eAFncjx0m4
— megan 🌊 (@bloodsimpIe) January 11, 2021
timothée chalamet after reading the armie hammer dms pic.twitter.com/uV13iPR6l5
— nancy 🫀🧑🏽🦼🥽🪱 (@heyonancy) January 11, 2021
The same applies to The Social Network.
I can’t ever look at the Winklevoss twins the same way again.
https://twitter.com/littlewomenfiIm/status/1348726823421571072
People even made mood boards on Twitter, complete with kittens, vajankles and blood banks.
Armie Hammer mood board 😍😍 pic.twitter.com/ea7pLWLQmf
— Teriyaki Wilson (@TeriyakiWilson) January 11, 2021
Then Tumblr had to take it too far.
Me: I wonder how tumblr is reacting to the armie hammer stuff?
Tumblr: pic.twitter.com/EaWdgffiQp
— Lizard Queen (@ragbonehair) January 11, 2021
It’s worth noting that quite a few people have questioned whether the Insta DM screenshots are legit, but the woman who original posted them has hit back at the skeptics.
Again, Hammer himself has yet to comment on the matter.
But all this aside, in the end, a few people admitted that they were lowkey turned on by the horny, cannibalistic DMs that Hammer allegedly sent.
I never thought in 2021 would make me considering the question
“Would I let Armie Hammer eat me?” pic.twitter.com/ewnTAIlHnZ
— Ash (@batcave11_ash) January 11, 2021
https://twitter.com/iratheethird/status/1348570641578958848
Who amongst us, etc.