We need to talk about Armie Hammer, the recently divorced Hollywood hottie and star of Call Me By Your Name. He’s got the looks, he’s got the talent, and apparently, he has an absolutely insatiable rope fetish. At least, that’s according to who he follows on Instagram. Man is into some KINKY shit.

Fans of the actor have pointed out that all it takes is a quick click onto his following list to see all the absolutely horny pages that the man follows on Instagram. I mean, sure thing man, live your life, but maybe not on your public profile.

Accounts such as @kittenwithfangs, @fetishdeluxe, and @girlsthatgolfs are all followed by the actor, which is great for them, and also great for us, entertainment-wise. It should be pointed out that these accounts aren’t just your regular horny-schmorny run of the mill Insta profiles. These are fetish and kink profiles, which implies that Mr Hammer gets down with the rope.

Armie, if you’re reading this, I’d never suggest you tie me up, but, please tie me up.

Amongst the followed accounts is professional rope artist Hajime Kinoko (@kinoko_shibari) and nude/rope artist @vanamo.art. So yeah, the man knows what he likes, and does not give a single fuck who knows about it.

You can have a delightful peruse of the accounts yourself on his Instagram, or if you’re not bothered to scour the followed list for horny content, we’ve captured some of our faves right here for you.

Oh to be a Los Angeles model who posts pics with rope for Armie Hammer to see. I mean, dream job honestly.

Look, I’m got going to write “oh to be” for all of these accounts, because I’m sure you get the picture. Armie Hammer loves kinky, horny, straight content, and that is just something I cannot provide him. Wishful thinking though.

Considering this account here only has 1,634 followers, you have to ask how Armie Hammer even found them. The art of obscure shibari accounts must allure him. Shibari, for those who don’t know, is the art of knot tying that specifically pushes the boundaries of the form. It’s an ancient Japanese practice that I suggest you do not try at home.

Maybe start with some handcuffs.

And then we’ve got the bikini golfing page. Ahhh, gotta love Armie.

So yeah, that’s all the horny stuff that we’ve cared to muster for your eyes. I’m sure if you were extra bothered you could find some more in his follow list, but alas, this is basically the vibe.

I’m off to practice my rope tying for Armie <3.

Image: Getty Images / Vera Anderson