According to this week’s NW mag – as read by the Daily Mail – ‘sources’ reckon our Bachelor, the Honey Badger, is already out hooking up with people he did not meet on national television, after splitting with the Bachelor winner. And his reality TV suitors, all 28 of them potentially, are miffed.
“It would be devastating for the girls, who were clearly head over heels for him, to see Nick move on so quickly.”
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Let’s unpack this sentence for ten seconds: ‘move on’ refers to Cummins being spotted out in Manly with a ~mystery brunette~ in a white dress earlier this month.
Could be a mate, could be a date, could be a cousin, we don’t know, just that “[the woman] was definitely not one of the contestants. She was way too short to be Brittany“.
And while the eagle-eyed bloke who caught the pair didn’t see ’em having a kiss or even a hug, he thought “their body language was close. It kind of seemed like they’d been out for dinner and were saying goodbye at the end of the night“.
‘Seemed like’. CONCLUSIVE.
Anyway, let’s go back to the butthurt contestants care of this mysterious insider.
Imagine finding out the guy you loved was out with someone else – it’s heartbreaking!
They put their lives on hold for months for this guy – and then he’s spotted out with another girl? What was the point? They’ll be really peeved right now.
While I’m inclined to believe Badge has already broken up with his Bachelor beauty, based entirely on the fact that his whole Instagram screams ‘Dude going travelling to find himself post-break-up’/Bachelor pics are almost entirely, and very conspicuously, absent, I’m less inclined to believe that he’s publicly hunting for a hook-up.
Surely that’s a breach of contract. The guy was easily recognised before he became Bachie. There’s no way he can be swanning around on the prowl up on the Northern Beaches already.
And maybe his wanderlust-y Insta pics were just research for his book, The Honey Badger Guide to Life, out through Pan Macmillan next month. We’re just gonna have to wait to find out.
