A Woman In The UK Made A Vomit-Inducing Beige Tapas Spread And Honestly It Sounds About White

Some chaotic human has decided to make a completely beige tapas spread and I am at a complete loss for words.

Natalie Bland from Sunderland (and no I’m making that up), made a yugggee beige British tapas spread to obviously reflect her surname, filled with chicken dippers, spaghetti and potato smilies.

(Image: Mirror UK)

Natalie said she was missing holidaying in Spain and decided the next best thing would be to create a spread so painfully British, that you’d never want to leave home again. Well, with a spread so full of fried treats, I’m sure her gut won’t let her leave the house either.

“This shows you can have fun at home, you don’t have to go to Spain. Obviously Spain is on the amber list at the moment and that’s one of the main holiday destinations for people in this country,” Natalie said.

(Image: Mirror UK)

The spread cost the UK resident about 30 pounds ($53.74 AUD), and included Doritos, dipping sauces, waffles, footy franks, curly fries, spaghetti, potato smiles, chicken dippers and more.

“We’ve all tried to be a bit more creative about what we’re doing indoors or in our gardens to have more fun at home. We wanted to show a way you can still enjoy yourself on a budget. Sometimes it’s a bit out-the-box but it’s a laugh,” Natalie said.

To be honest, I would have demolished that spread when I was ten. So why can’t these ladies have some fun and enjoy some potato smilies and footy franks???

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