ALL HAIL OUR NEW GLOBAL QUEEN OPRAH.
Honestly, it shocks me that it has taken this long for someone to fully realise our fantasies of Oprah as Queen, but let’s not focus on the negatives. Let’s simply glory in these phenomenal images from British Vogue‘s August issue, featuring Oprah on the cover looking like a right regal snack.
YES I JUST CALLED OPRAH A SNACK. She is a babe of the highest order. If she were President, she’s be Baberaham Lincoln and if she were Queen, she’d be Queen Ooft-prah. Oh god, I’m sorry. I had two coffees this morning and it was clearly a 10/10 mistake.
Anyway here’s some more glorious pics from the shoot, in which Oprah was styled by none other than Brit Vogue‘s Editor-In-Chief Edward Enninful.
YOU ROCK THAT CROWN OPRAH YOU BAD BITCH.
Just fucking masterful shit, my friends.
Now can someone do a bit of a royal overthrow bc as much as Queen Liz is a lord of the highest order, she’s had her time. She’s done some shit and she’s like 3,000 years old and probably just wants to put her feet up with a spiked cuppa and a Scotch Finger, OK?
