You couldn’t call Kylie Jenner low maintenance, and tbh she probably doesn’t give a fuck about the fact that her coiffed, forever-polished look lands her firmly in the “takes 4 hours to get ready every day” camp – it’s her vibe to look ***flawless, and she owns it and always has.
This week, the Kardashian family member filmed a GRWM for US Vogue, showing off her extremely chill THIRTY SIX STEP daily makeup routine.
To be fair, if I was a reality TV star with bucketloads of cash and a pretty flexible daily routine, I too would probably put more effort into my morning makeup. But instead I’ll be over here frantically stabbing myself in the eye with a mascara wand while Kylie bakes her entire face.
Here’s the video, btw.
And here’s each step, which I painstakingly wrote down while crying over how I’ll never be able to contour the way Kylie does.
- Moisturiser
- Chapstick
- Brow shaping
- Conceal under brows and eyelids
- Blend out concealer
- Powder concealer
- Apply eyeshadow on crease
- Add new eyeshadow shade to crease
- Add new eyeshadow shade under brow bone
- Add even more eyeshadow colour to crease
- Smudge gold shadow onto eyelid
- Add another colour to tear ducts
- Put on foundation
- Use sponge to blend foundation further
- Line top of brows with foundation
- Blend out brow foundation
- Conceal under eye area
- Conceal nose and chin
- Blend out concealer
- Add powder to concealed areas
- Add powder sunscreen to face
- Add bronzer
- Add powder under bronzer contour to “bake”
- Colour lips with lip liner
- Add lipstick
- Add shadow under bottom lashes
- Add orange shadow under bottom lashes
- Add powder under eyes to clean away extra shadow
- Add blush to cheeks
- Put on mascara
- Use a different, brown mascara on bottom lashes
- Apply highlighter to cheekbones
- Add lip gloss
- Put on brow gel
- Add more blush
- Add setting spray
HOOOOOO MAMA. She looks fantastique at the end though, no?
Now if Kylie would just sit down with me and teach me her contouring skills, that’d be great thanks.