Kylie Jenner’s Gifted Us With Her Daily Makeup Tutorial, Which Has A Cool 36 Steps

You couldn’t call Kylie Jenner low maintenance, and tbh she probably doesn’t give a fuck about the fact that her coiffed, forever-polished look lands her firmly in the “takes 4 hours to get ready every day” camp – it’s her vibe to look ***flawless, and she owns it and always has.

This week, the Kardashian family member filmed a GRWM for US Vogue, showing off her extremely chill THIRTY SIX STEP daily makeup routine.

To be fair, if I was a reality TV star with bucketloads of cash and a pretty flexible daily routine, I too would probably put more effort into my morning makeup. But instead I’ll be over here frantically stabbing myself in the eye with a mascara wand while Kylie bakes her entire face.

WHYYY SO SERIOUSSSSS

Here’s the video, btw.

And here’s each step, which I painstakingly wrote down while crying over how I’ll never be able to contour the way Kylie does.

  1. Moisturiser
  2. Chapstick
  3. Brow shaping
  4. Conceal under brows and eyelids
  5. Blend out concealer
  6. Powder concealer
  7. Apply eyeshadow on crease
  8. Add new eyeshadow shade to crease
  9. Add new eyeshadow shade under brow bone
  10. Add even more eyeshadow colour to crease
  11. Smudge gold shadow onto eyelid
  12. Add another colour to tear ducts
  13. Put on foundation
  14. Use sponge to blend foundation further
  15. Line top of brows with foundation
  16. Blend out brow foundation
  17. Conceal under eye area
  18. Conceal nose and chin
  19. Blend out concealer
  20. Add powder to concealed areas
  21. Add powder sunscreen to face
  22. Add bronzer
  23. Add powder under bronzer contour to “bake”
  24. Colour lips with lip liner
  25. Add lipstick
  26. Add shadow under bottom lashes
  27. Add orange shadow under bottom lashes
  28. Add powder under eyes to clean away extra shadow
  29. Add blush to cheeks
  30. Put on mascara
  31. Use a different, brown mascara on bottom lashes
  32. Apply highlighter to cheekbones
  33. Add lip gloss
  34. Put on brow gel
  35. Add more blush
  36. Add setting spray

HOOOOOO MAMA. She looks fantastique at the end though, no?

Now if Kylie would just sit down with me and teach me her contouring skills, that’d be great thanks.

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