While we’ve all been frothing hard over the royal wedding for a solid 3 days straight (minimum), another event crept in this morning – the 2018 Billboard Music Awards. I know, I know – who cares! But where celebrities congregate, terrible and amazing fashion looks ensue. So it would be wrong of us not to collect the best and most WTF for you to have a squiz at, no?

Here’s our take on some of the hottest and most batshit outfits that paraded down the Las Vegas red carpet on some (sometimes extremely minorly) famous bodies.

DUA LIPA

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Do I want this purple metallic thing on my own bod? Absolutely. Can those shoes get accidentally thrown into a large fire? Also yes.

KHALID

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Guess what – I always confuse Khalid for DJ Khaled, which is unfair bc I’ve heard Khalid is really talented and DJ Khaled just yells his name on top of other people’s songs. Anyway, living for Khalid’s nerdy fashion vibe here. Love the jacket in particular.

DEMI LOVATO

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When you’ve got the Billboard Awards but gotta be a Bold & The Beautiful extra after.

BEBE REXHA

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WHY is everyone wearing hideous giant Payless shoes? Why? That aside I’d love this without the TERRIFYING LIZARD ARMS. I’m so concerned for the safety of other guests right now.

CHRISTINA AGUILERA

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Someone tell Christina Aguilera she’s not Meghan Markle in pinstripe, please.

MASON RAMSEY

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GUYS IT’S THE YODELLING WALMART BOY LOOKING FUCKING ADORABLE IN A SMALL CHILD COWBOY OUTFIT. I think he wears things like this in real life, which is wild. Like a tiny cowboy. Do you think he is bullied at school or revered for his yodelling talents? He’s either bullied or he IS the bully, I think.

TYRA BANKS

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NO ONE gives smize as good as Tyra, and only Tyra can get away with those sleeves.

JANET JACKSON

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Do you know what offends me most about this outfit? Do you know? It’s the fact that Janet’s stylist has ALLOWED that belt to just curl free like some unruly half-mast penis and not tucked it in neatly. My god. How on Earth.

J.LO

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J.Lo is a vampire and you can’t tell me otherwise. The women doesn’t just NOT AGE, she also seems to look younger every time I see her. Like she is literally maybe 50 and is wearing an exposed bra and looks like a 10/10 snack.

CAMILA CABELLO

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Whenever Camila wasn’t swishing around for the cameras in this number she looked like a sad dust mop. So I think she just swished her way down most of the red carpet in an aggressive fashion to ensure she looked amazing (it does look great when she does the little spins, doesn’t it).

TAYLOR SWIFT

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Guys it’s been so long since we’ve seen Swifty on a red carpet that I honestly thought this was a wax figure for a minute. That is how long it has been. This dress is meh to me but it’s just so nice to have her back in the media circuit that she’s in this wrap up anyway.

HALSEY

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I don’t know, this is whatever to me? I fucking hate dresses with weird attached trains, like that time when everyone’s wedding dress “magically” snapped off to reveal a zesty party mini. It’s just weird. That is my personal opinion.

JOHN LEGEND

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Why is John Legend dressed like he’s off to a golfing convention across the road after this.

EVAN ROSS & ASHLEE SIMPSON ROSS

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GUYS I FROTHED ASHLEE SIMPSON SO HARD IN THE 00’s. In fact, I might google whether you can watch her TV show later, that was such a good time. I really like her dress here, I mean I’m a fucking sucker for a bell sleeve to be honest. I don’t know what the hell Evan is thinking wearing a JUMPER on the red carpet but who cares, we’re here for Ashlee aren’t we. I didn’t even know she was still married to him.

HAILEY BALDWIN

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I SHOULD like this dress but the way it trails down to a tiiiiiiiny point at her feet makes me feel really uncomfortable, like Hailey is actually a robot and someone forgot to attach her torso robot part to the leg robot part, and then went oh well, let’s put her in this dress and put a wheel on a stick, glue it to the torso robot and no one will notice.

ALISON BRIE

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Alison Brie is SUCH A BABE guys and she consistently makes my BEST dressed lists because she also usually wears epic shit on the red carpet. But I’m sorry this is CLEARLY A NIGHTIE FROM THE BARGAIN BIN AT THE TWO DOLLAR OUTLET STORE. Also take that bow off it has NO POINT.

KESHA

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Look Kesha doesn’t try and be a fashion icon, she just does her thing. I like where this outfit is going with the Stevie Nicks shawl and the cowboy boots but there’s far too much beige to make it work. It’s like beige on beige and hey did you know we’re having a sale on beige? Throw some more in for free. That being said does she give a fuck? No! Probably not haha! Who cares!

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