If you ever get the opportunity to chuck out the ceremonial first pitch at a baseball game, don’t try and kid yourself. They’re not expecting you to light up the field with a bolt of thunder. There’s not gonna be any serious heat check for you after you let it rip. You’re not in the bottom of the ninth trying to close out the World Series. Just… maybe just keep it in third gear and make sure it goes over the plate, yeah?
— FOX Sports Southeast (@FOXSportsSE) June 8, 2016
Missed it by *that much*.