Heidi Montag of The Hills fame is now on TikTok and hoo boy, she is incredibly horny on main..
I spend an unhealthy amount of time thinking about Heidi, Spencer Pratt and the rest of the The Hills cast, and I’m not ashamed to admit that. So, you can only imagine how excited I was to find out that she’s giving us daily content on TikTok.
As you’d expect from a now 34-year-old, mother-of-one Montag, her content falls into the fun little category I like to call “horny mum ‘tok”.
Don’t believe me? Well, just take a quick gander at her recent video dancing to Britney Spears’ I’m A Slave 4 U.
@heidimontag##ovulation ##sexyback ##gametime ##baby♬ I’m a Slave 4 U – Britney Spears
This video is the living embodiment of my all-time favourite tweet by Australia’s beloved Nina Oyama:
You say: we’re trying for a child
I hear: my husbands been doing big huge cums in my pussy
— nina oyama (@ninaoyama) January 13, 2019
I mean, I’m stoked that she and Spencer are trying for bebe number 2, but did I need to know *just* how much they’re trying? Look, probably not, but more power to her.
But this isn’t the only horny TikTok from my personal favourite star of The Hills, no.
@heidimontagLook at me @spencerpratt♬ Se Te Nota – Lele Pons & Guaynaa
There are so many sides of TikTok to discover, but I’m fairly sure horny Heidi Montag wanting Spencer Pratt to put a baby in her is my favourite side of TikTok.
@heidimontag♬ original sound – spencer ????
Quite literally, she is begging for it.
@heidimontag##thehills♬ If U Seek Amy – Britney Spears
And when she’s not being way too horny on main, Heidi is a big fan of busting a move. I simply cannot stress how much I love this for her.
@heidimontag❤️
Heidi, my girl, don’t ever change.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go binge-watch every episode of The Hills: New Beginnings for the 400th time.
