Arguably the most straight-up bizarre story of the year continues to fall down the mysterious rabbit hole it dug for itself. Previously we’ve reported on both the incident that saw Andre Johnson, aka Christ Bearer, a US West Coast rapper at one time affiliated with RZA and the Wu-Tang Clan via both hip hop outfit Northstar and perennial Wu-Tang affiliates Killa Beez, severed his own penis and leapt from the second storey balcony of his North Hollywood apartment, as well as his subsequent explanation as to why he did that.
The newest revelation is that following the successful reattachment of his member (that he reportedly severed in sections with a steak knife) Johnson is pretty keen to make sure everyone knows that all his business is in perfect working order. So keen is he to prove this, that he wants to star in porn to erase any and all doubt.
Just sit and have a think about that one for a while.
In a wild video posted on TMZ, Johnson rants about what sparked the original incident (Spoiler alert: PCP. Shocker, right?) as well as his assertions that this particular arm of the Wu-Tang Clan does indeed have something to fuck with.
For what it’s worth, porn giant Vivid boss Steve Hirsch is open to the idea of Johnson putting his johnson to work. But he’d need to check out his alleged goods before that happens.
So… there’s that.
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via TMZ
