Andre Johnson aka Christ Bearer, a member of the Wu-Tang Clan-affiliated rap groups Northstar and Killa Beez, has at long last put to bed any and all speculation as to why, exactly, he decided to cut his own penis off and leap from the second story balcony of his North Hollywood apartment. Just in case any of you were losing sleep over what drives a man to do such a thing.
According to Johnson himself, the incident was initially triggered by depression due to being unable to see his daughters as a result of a restraining order. The situation was further exacerbated by marijuana, coupled with books about monks and vasectomies. These factors combined, along with feeling the world crumbling around him, led Johnson to sever his johnson and leap from the balcony of his apartment. Neighbours reported seeing Johnson get to his feet after the fall and run around the street before being confronted and taken to hospital for treatment.
Doctors reportedly were able to successfully reattach the severed penis (allegedly cut off in sections, tip first, testicles second, and then the rest) and he has full functionality; though he may not be able to have any more children in the future.
So there it is, kids. Though it probably won’t happen to you, perhaps if you’re observing 420 it’d be best to just not read anything. Y’know, just to be on the safe side.
via TMZ.
