Woolies Has The Hot Tips On Where To Do Your Pokemon GO Hunting In-Store

Hey, sometimes ya just gotta know a good thing when you see one and be wary enough to jump on board before you get left behind, ya feel?
Pokémon GO hysteria is sweeping the nation like a janitor on speed, and the game has been sending people all over the map in the search for that elusive Mewtwo. And it’s safe, public places that the game has decided are the best bets to have masses of Pokemon Trainers wildly spinning their phones around for.
We’ve already seen the NT Police issued a PSA after a few too many people apparently decided to nose inside their building in the hopes of catching them all.
Now Woolies is getting themselves in on the act.
On their ever-active and frequently hilarious Facebook page, Woolworths took the time this morning to give a quick shoutout to any potential players. But unlike the police who advised people to maybe consider not coming in, Woolies smartly realised that people searching for Pikachu in the deli means more people in the store. So instead they’ve given us some red-hot tips to help you navigate to the best possible Pokemon spotting spots in-store.

“We’ve had several reports from customers around the country of wild Pokémon appearing in our stores. Here are some tips to catch ’em all…

1. We hear that Pikachu has been seen near batteries, lightbulbs and power boards.

2. Don’t confuse ‘Oddish’ for ‘Radish’. One goes great in a salad, the other not so much.

3. If you see a Zubat, ignore it. You can find them everywhere.”

Could not agree more re: Zubat. Those things are the fucking worst.

Source: Woolworths/Facebook.

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