What a fucken day. We mean it. It’s past midnight in the east coast of the US and we still don’t have the slightest idea of whether Donald Trump or Joe Biden is going to win the US presidential election. You know what we do have? Tweets to get us through this anxiety-inducing shitshow.
The day started off with extremely high stakes, and thing just got wilder from there. What the fuck happened in Florida? Can Biden somehow take Texas?
As it stands, we still have no idea whether or not the world is about to have another four years of Trump unleashed upon it.
Americans were understandably numb at this very thought.
girl this is too damn much
— hunter harris (@hunteryharris) November 4, 2020
This is like being awake during your own surgery.
— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) November 4, 2020
https://twitter.com/ziwe/status/1323838536441864194
we just have to take each minute one day at a time
— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) November 4, 2020
https://twitter.com/ContraPoints/status/1323776275253809153
CNN showing me incremental county projections. pic.twitter.com/FJC0kmZe9m
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) November 4, 2020
— cakes with threatening auras (@threateningcake) November 3, 2020
Today’s mood pic.twitter.com/SgiwCtHrOa
— Americana At Brand Memes (@americanamemes) November 3, 2020
https://twitter.com/KARMEN300/status/1323671128175497216
drunk texting my dad “what is going 2 happn”
— Rachel Sennott (@Rachel_Sennott) November 4, 2020
Others looked at what their fellow citizens were up to with similar dismay.
some of y’all put hundreds of political infographics on your stories then get all excited when new york is blue… that’s not what we’re looking at but thanks for the enthusiasm 🥴
— SNARKYMARKY (@snarkeigh) November 4, 2020
no offense but some of the establishments boarding themselves up rn are flattering themselves….
— JP (@jpbrammer) November 3, 2020
Back home, as well as around the world, the rest of us have been watching on for the whole election campaign with the same amount of stress.
Just whipping up a Valium smoothie with a Xanax chaser. Anyone want one?
— Joel Creasey (@joelcreasey) November 4, 2020
i’m too invested in this election for someone who isn’t american #USElection pic.twitter.com/aG38N69mPh
— dahable ⚜️ (@sagalsaed_) November 4, 2020
Me sitting in the UK watching the US election results and more worried than some Americans #USElection #Biden2020 #Elections2020 pic.twitter.com/sgXjWhqGAu
— Aryan (@aryan_kapoor1) November 4, 2020
How the rest of the world is waiting on the #USElection results….😭😭 pic.twitter.com/PiynIFH2Nr
— iQue🇦🇷 (@i_quarri) November 4, 2020
And since we’re on a Twitter spree, who could forget when Australia’s own The Chaser leaned right into the chaos by pretending to tweet as the (current) president himself.
They even got their account suspended for a hot second but thankfully they’re back, baby.
Don’t vote for me, I’m a massive idiot
— The Chaser (@chaser) November 3, 2020
Join us in numbing our stress with tweets. The rest is out of our hands.
