Lactose-intolerant people: look away now, because we are being legit as hell when we say that just looking at this article will make you feel unwell.
Instagram Burgerlord and legend behind the helm of Melbourne burger joint Easey’s, Jimmy Hurlston, is letting Sydney have some of the fun by heading a one night only pop-up – he’ll be dishing up the cheesiest burger you’ve ever goddamn seen in your goddamn life.
The man knows his burgers. He has eaten thousands of them. No burger is too much. He once described a burger he ate as, “inspired by angels. The type of angels that care for you when you’re sick… The type of angels that would give up a date with Drake @champagnepapi to take care of you.” He likes burgers more than you like Emily Ratajkowski.
Jimmy doesn’t mess around people: here are some of his most ridiculous, most drool worthy, and most tantalising creations:
At his Sydney pop-up, he’s gonna be ruining your arteries with a whole new creation. And when we spoke to Jimmy today, he said that it’s gonna be cheesier than any burger he’s ever made before.
We’ll be honest, we have absolutely no fucking clue how it gets cheesier than the above photos, but hell will freeze over before we miss out on that amount of fromage in one consumable dish, because cheese is the only thing that matters in life. Ja feel?
Jimmy also mentioned that alongside the cheese monstrosity, he’ll be serving chilli cheese fries, frosty Melbourne Bitter tinnies, and pickleback shots made with McClure’s Pickles. (He said you can order it with whatever spirit you want, but you should have it with a shot of Jameson if you wanna do it right.)
So, how about it Sydney? Is your chest feeling a little too free of heartburn? If so, you can eat all the foods with Jimmy at Civilian Bar & Kitchen from 5pm.
You can find Civilian Bar & Kitchen @ 248 Palmer St, Darlinghurst. Burgers start flippin’ tomorrow (November 10th), from 5pm.
Image & story via Jimmy’s Burgers.
