Put a towel over the keyboard/bottom of your phone screen before you read this, for surely the drooling shall cascade.
Purveyor of burger magnificence and literally the first stop on any sane persons itinerary once they arrive on the US West Coast, In-N-Out Burger is making another surprise appearance in Sydney today, following the raging success of a previous pop-up adventure.
The grill masters themselves are slinging up Double-Doubles, Animal Style, as we goddamned speak down at Mixology Lounge in Parramatta until 3pm – that’s THREE PEE EM – today. And if you’re keen to get involved, you’d better drop everything you’re doing and head there now; the burgers sold out in phenomenally quick fashion the last time they appeared.
Seriously. We’re not kidding. This is not a drill.
IN-N-OUT IS IN SYDNEY FOR THE NEXT THREE HOURS. GO, YOU FOOLS. BEFORE SOME UNDESERVING NONCE GETS ALL THE BURGER.