Well, well, well. Who’da thunk that a hastily-organised survey on whether LGBTQIA Australians deserve to have the same rights as everyone else would encounter such a massive speed bump so early in the show?

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NICE: 68K Of You Updated Your Enrolment Deets For The Postal Vote Yesterday

According to a number of eagle-eyed punters, including Dean of the UNSW Law School George Williams, the government has accidentally included 16- and 17-year-olds as being eligible to participate in the upcoming postal vote on marriage equality.

They reckon this is the case because of this particular section of the postal vote direction document:

Sloppy Wording Means The Cursed Postal Vote May Be Open To Under-18s

This is an issue because 16- and 17-year-olds can apply to enrol before they are actually eligible to vote – so the above definition would appear to include them.

Does this mean that a bunch of senior high school students are going to have a say in the upcoming plebiscite?

Well, according to the Australian Electoral Commission, no; but also, don’t ask them, ask the Australian Bureau of Statistics, who are actually carrying out the blasted survey.

There appears to be some disagreement about whether the wording of that direction document actually requires the ABS to include everyone who’s applied to be on the electoral roll – including teenagers – or whether the ABS will only be allowed to include people who are actually on the electoral roll.

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Folks, You've Got 14 Days To Enrol For The SSM Postal Vote Next Month

Honestly, regardless of outcome, this is tragically funny. First the rainbow over parliament house, now this highly embarrassing and immediate cock-up – what more does the government need to believe that this whole plebiscite debacle is nothing but an expensive, offensive, shitfully dull and dehumanising waste of everyone’s time?

Including high schoolers, who definitely have better shit to do.

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Source: The Australian
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