Not everyone has a relationship with their mum in which it’s okay to call for her public roasting. Fewer still can call upon 56 million Twitter followers to do so. Fortunately for us, the perma-entertaining link between Kim Kardashian and ‘momager’ Kris Jenner meets both of those requirements.
Earlier today, Kardashian posted a photo of the family’s overarching matriarch decked out in a dramatic floral ensemble, topped off with a big-ass fur stole, matching boots and handbag, a fresh platinum blonde ‘do, and what appears to be a hefty fucking martini.
Crucially, Kardashian asked her fans to “caption this.”
Caption this… pic.twitter.com/PAbOUyCCU3
— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) October 23, 2017
In our opinion, Jenner is looking like some Dead Or Alive 3 fighter decked out in a hidden third costume, or a Cam’ron cosplayer who is just a few days early for Halloween. But some of her fans attributed the decadent look to Jenner’s apparent knowledge of her family’s impending expansion:
When you know who having the baby and you just waiting to collect a check
— CARESHA DEM BANGS GIVEN THE GWORLS LIKE BANGLADESH (@TerryTyco_) October 24, 2017
Others more simply ascribed the look to any number of shady, drama-packed situations:
— Mariah Lashelle † (@Mariah_Lashelle) October 24, 2017
when you hear about your man cheating and you’re waiting for him to get home from “work” like pic.twitter.com/33Js5qhkcJ
— stacie (@CALUMSESNY) October 24, 2017
Me: walks into room I left my phone in to grab phone, looks at phone
Me again: why is my phone locked for 767,143,988 mins??
Her:— Rypii3 (@Rypiii3) October 24, 2017
A few straight-up reckoned Jenner was out here looking like upholstery:
I traded outfits with the couch
— Rabecca Anderson (@MrsFisher899) October 24, 2017
— Tookie Jackson (@DameTookie) October 24, 2017
Others channeled their everyday financial stuggles and victories through the image:
https://twitter.com/Cedrics__World/status/922665997588418560
https://twitter.com/marqbrion/status/922549081788092416
https://twitter.com/austinforeman00/status/922599795872673792
Then: the all-purpose memes.
https://twitter.com/sbstryker/status/922552527534440448
Kris Jenner isn’t just a mood, Kris Jenner is a LIFESTYLE pic.twitter.com/T5zgr0Wvpl
— 𝑰 𝑳𝒖𝒉 𝑮𝒐𝒅 ✨ (@aVeryRichBish) October 23, 2017
That’s to say nothing of the endless Cruella De Ville comparisons.
If this is how much content the fam can wring out of one outfit, it’s pretty safe to assume their stranglehold on pop culture isn’t going to loosen any time soon.
