Earlier this week we reported on how NSW may very well have its first ever 40-degree September day since the beginning of records and now not only is that looking hundo percent likely, but the rest of the east-coast’s forecast is also getting upgraded to what some scientists (me) are calling “bloody fuckin’ hot”.
Forecasters who originally reckoned it was gonna be a smidge hot this weekend across most of the country, have re-checked with the Sky Gods, and are now reporting that we’re in for the kind of weather you’d normally see in the depths of summer. Three weeks out of winter. JFC.
Sydney has been upgraded from the possible 30 degree Saturday to a more likely 33, with Penrith and other Western Suburbs set to swelter under 36 degree heat.
Brissie, you poor bastards, get an even shittier deal, with thunderstorms this arvo giving way to mid-30 temps all weekend, topping out at prospective 37 in some inland suburbs Sunday and a tasty 35 degrees in the CBD for Monday.
Melbourne you precious southern angels, you won’t have your skin melting off your flesh like us top-siders, but it’s still gonna be unseasonably warm with a high of 25 on Saturday. Make sure you wear lots of sunscreen you pale little babes!
Perth on the literal and metaphorical other side is going to be pissing down, with the whole south-west of WA set to get thunderstorms, wind and rain. So… no sun for you, bye.
Tl;dr, if you don’t live in Perth, it’s gonna be a scorcher, with records tumbling across the east-coast and September itself set to go down in the history books for being TOO FKN HOT, thank you very much.
Jeez what is going on lately you guys? It’s almost like the climate… is maybe… changing????
