As a summer fan, I do not like that every goddamn year, the weather must turn from hazy long days where I get to wear veritable sacks in public and call it “fashion” to IceTown population me freezing my nips off because I never invest in a good quality coat. I hate it? Weather is the worst. Actually, I lie. The worst is a COLD FRONT.
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That’s exactly what we’re getting, lower NSW coast dwellers and Victorians and as always, Tasmanians. Yep, a big ol’ cold front is sweeping through this weekend, leading to temps as low as -1C. Well, if you live in Mount Hotham, that is – your average max temp on Sat is 4C! Good times! You live in snow though so this is just your lot in life, ok? No complaining.
Melbournians, you also chose your fate. Don’t sit here crying to me that you’ll cop a 9C – 15C Saturday, everyone knows you only move to Melbourne if you have a sweat problem. I jest, I jest. No I don’t, stop being so cooooool OK and go buy your 150th coat and DEAL WITH IT.
Hobartians, you loveable delights, you’re getting the same weather as Melb on Sat, and Canberrans will land somewhere in the high-teens. Sydney? We’re being ~blessed~ with some mere low 20s weather for the weekend, which is deffo colder than we’ve had it so far but is pretty normal for March.
Adelaide‘s going from 27C on Thurs to a cruel 18C by Saturday, which is going to have everyone in a conniption because that’s proper winter weather for Adelaide. Why am I talking like a weather person? I know jack shit about weather! BOM tells me everything! And those sneaky fuckers are always changing the temps on us plebs so here’s hoping these temps jump up a little and the cold front fucks off.
Back to you, Morning Breakfast Host Guy.
