After last year enduring the terrible that is J.D. Fortune, this year’s AFL Grand Finals will be headlined by yet another irrelevant muso who has no idea what a poster, clanger or contested mark is. Cue awkward grandstanding and strategically placed club scarves as 63 year old Meat Loaf provides this year’s pre-game entertainment thanks to a gig fee in the vicinity of $600,000. Imagine how many Powderfingers that could have bought!
“The positive reaction to last year’s Grand Final performance paved the way for another international icon and I’m confident Meat Loaf will add enormously to the occasion this year.” said AFL General Manager of Commercial Operations Darren Birch.
Meat Loaf at the AFL Grand Finals? In a year that starts with the number two? This could be the most heinous food-related Grand Final gaffe since the launch of iSnack 2.0…
The AFL Grand Final will be telecast live from the MCG October 1st.
