Kelly Clarkson Booked For NRL Grand Finals

Our football codes are constantly trying to outdo each other but who wins most irrelevant pre-match entertainment in their respective grand finals? The AFL put forth their bid in June by announcing aging food product, Meat Loaf. While the NRL today announced American Idol alum Kelly Clarkson. Hmm.

“Kelly Clarkson is a great fit for the league given the broad support she has,” NRL spokesman Paul Kind said. “She appeals to 8 to 80-year-olds and a lot of women.” Aside from appealing to the code’s core demographic of 80 year old women, Clarkson’s lovelorn ballads should provide the perfect lift for teams before they take the field. We hope she does this one…

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