If you missed out on tickets to her extremely-sold-out sideshows, you can still get ready to lean right into the heat of summer and all the sweaty dancing it brings, because our Lord and saviour Lizzo is chucking a very sneaky intimate gig for the Nova Red Room while she’s in Sydney. This is extremely Not A Drill, please alert all group chats immediately.

While she’s in town for FOMO Festival, which hits Sydney’s Parramatta Park on January 11, Lizzo will be taking her beloved Sasha Flute and her Big Grrrls onto a god-damned motherfuckin’ BOAT on Sydney harbour for the very special performance.

Lizzo and her crew will hit the high seas (read: the calm waters of Sydney harbour) onboard the lush AF Seadeck to perform some of her biggest hits, including ‘Juice’, ‘Good As Hell’, and the chart-topping masterpiece, ‘Truth Hurts’, which means we can all be 100% That Bitch, but on the water.

I can guarantee that the crowd absolutely won’t be as huge as this massive one, but if there’s anything that Lizzo can do while bobbing around underneath the god-damn Sydney Harbour Bridge, it’s making some serious fucken waves.

Between this Lizzo performance and Australia’s next sweetheart, Lewis Capaldi, locked in for an intimate gig in Melbourne, the Nova Red Room is propping itself up for a very busy 2020.

As always, if you want to try and get yourself onto the the biggest party on the harbour this summer, you gotta be in it to win it. So nip over to the Red Room website to chuck your diamonté-encrusted hat into the ring and bloody good luck to ya.

Image: Getty Images / Matthew Baker