Folks.
It is…
The Gravy Day.
The Gravy Man. He back. He back.
It’s the 21st of December, and now they’re ringing the last bell.
Just like the song suggests, the most holy day on the Australian calendar has arrived. Forget Christmas Day, forget New Year’s Eve, forget Good Friday. The only true religious day in Australia is December 21.
It’s the day… It’s the Gravy Day. Just like in the song, baby.
Like clockwork, the Gravy Man Twitter account has once again fired up, reminding us all that today is the day for gravy, and all money should go to the Gravy Man.
https://twitter.com/itsthegravyman/status/1075862003514658816
https://twitter.com/itsthegravyman/status/1075862859693776896
https://twitter.com/itsthegravyman/status/1075863325395677185
Incredibly huge stuff. The goddamned Gravy Man.
Even the “actual” Paul Kelly is getting the spirit of things, blessing the nation with a Gravy Day rendition of the Gravy Song.
The Gravy Song, which tells us of the Gravy Day. It is good shit.
All across social media, people are getting right around it too. As is tradition.
https://twitter.com/Metal_Melissa86/status/1075879656975298560
Happy Gravy Day everyone! #gravyday @paulkelly pic.twitter.com/r8aCx8Mi13
— Jack Boyd (@CrJackBoyd) December 20, 2018
You may see me post some gravy related memes today. Here is one of them #gravyday pic.twitter.com/TAQMIULH54
— Andrew Johnston (@ARJ7X) December 20, 2018
https://twitter.com/raena/status/1075854429297864704
Australians: we’re not all descendants of convicts you know
Also Australians: our most popular Christmas song is about a guy singing to his family from prison #gravyday #makinggravy
— Rebecca Brewin (@BecBrewin) December 20, 2018
tbh im not even sure who Franken Dolly is #GravyDay
— triple j Unearthed (@triplejunearthd) December 21, 2018
Happy #gravyday from Albury!
Mum: what are you doing?
Me: I’ll be making gravy, I’ll be making graaaaaavy
Mum: righteo #putyourgravyout @paulkelly pic.twitter.com/lLHmM0JwX9— Shannon McKeogh (@shannylm) December 20, 2018
@paulkelly’s How To Make Gravy is 4 minutes and 46 seconds long, meaning you can listen to it 322 times in a day.
You now know how I’m going to spend my day.
Happy #GravyDay everyone. Here’s to the best Christmas song of all time. #HowtoMakeGravy— Grant Condon (@GrantCondon) December 20, 2018
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I don’t trust Dan #gravyday pic.twitter.com/aE0g7MDP2P
— Sam Bradbrook (@Sambradbrook) December 20, 2018
It is all-powerful. It cannot be denied.
Folks……… it’s the Gravy Day.
Enjoy it.
