50 Cent Throws Terrible Opening Pitch, Dies Of Embarrassment Trying

50 Cent has today thrown the ceremonial first pitch of a game between the New York Mets and the Pittsburgh Pirates. It was the second worst opening pitch of all time, all things consideredMaybe stick to engendering court side camaraderie, Curtis.

In not so terrible related news, last week 50 Cent gave us a guide to his New York. It’s mostly on the mark.
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