50 Cent Responds To All Y’all Talkin’ ‘Bout His Pitch

If we’ve only taken one hard truth out of this week it’s that 50 Cent absolutely picked the right profession. A rapper he is, but an athlete he most definitely ain’t. After yesterday’s wild ceremonial opening pitch at the New York Mets game (which, it could be argued, was the first time ever someone threw an intentional walk for a ceremonial pitch) and the resulting guffaws from everyone who watched it, Fiddy had a few choice words to say to anyone speaking ill of his cannon of a left arm.


Oooooooooookay.

It’s alright if you missed it. We did too the first few dozen times we watched it. But we’ve attempted to transcribe it for you:
Be talkin’ ’bout my pitch.
[SMASH CUT TO]:
I pitch 8-balls, sevens, fourteens, twenty-eights, sixty-two, one twenty-five and two-fifty’s better than all you motherfuckers.
Maybe he’s simply channeling a little Ultimate Warrior into his lyrical prowess these days.

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