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Correct me if I’m wrong here (even though I’m not)… but it feels like everything, and I mean everything is abnormally cold in winter. Your clothes. Your bed. The toilet seat, ooft, the bloody toilet seat. It seems like you’re freezing from the moment you open your eyes to the moment you shut them again, and everyone must know and relate to how uncomfortably cold you are. Well, you know what you need, a few key winter products that’ll warm you right back up. 

Things like electric heat packs, heated blankets and throw rugs, heated towel racks (basically heated anything), as well as comfy hooded blankets and weighted ones — they’re all the MVPs of winter living if you ask me. And for that reason, I’ve gone ahead and hunted down all the winter products you’ll need to help you face the cold snap, so you can stop bitching about it to ya mates. 

Me

Hot Pod Electric Heat Pack

Hotpod Electric Heat Pack, $31.49

My boyfriend brought me one of these recently and I’m fkn obsessed with it, to say the least. The Hotpod Electric hot pack is great if you’ve got cramps, the back of an 80 y/o (Hi Me!) or just want something to warm up your bed during cooler months. It comes with a velvet case so you won’t scold your skin and heats up automatically when you plug it in. It only takes around 10-15 minutes to heat up and last up to 8 hours in a warm environment or 3-4 hours in a cold one. A welcome addition to your list of essential winter products? I think so. 

Electric Heated Throw Blanket For When Your Partner Abandoned You

Kogan Washable Plush Electric Heated Throw Blanket, $49.99

Snuggle up on the couch when the temperature plummets with the Kogan Washable Plush Electric Heated Throw Blanket. This little baby is temperature-controlled up to 55 degrees and has a fast heating function so you won’t freeze your tits off waiting for it to warm up.

An Electric Blanket Bc You’re An Adult Now & Will Remember To Turn It Off 

Ovela Fully Fitted Electric Blanket (Queen) was $139.99, now $49.99 (save $90)

Speaking of, if you haven’t slashed out on an electric blanket yet, you’re really missing out. Long gone are the days where one would cost you a kidney. This little bad boy from Ovela is currently on sale for 50 bucks! 

Ugg Boots Are Back, Baby!

Ugg Men’s Classic Short Boots, $250 

Like all good early ’00s trends, UGG boots are back, baby. Not only are they an essential in any winter wardrobe, but they’ll also provide you with ultimate comfort when the temperature drops. Your feet will never be cold again. 

The Comfy Blanket Hoodie (‘Nuff Said)

THE COMFY Original, $50.99

If you only purchase yourself one thing this winter, it’s got to be a Comfy blanket hoodie. The blanket hoodie is a wearable blanket that basically turns you into a human burrito. It’s even got a pocket for your hands. Mmm, just look at how comfy that thing is! LOOK AT IT! 

A Weighted Blanket To Replace Your Search For A Winter Boyfriend

Oodie Grey Weighted Blanket Bundle, was $268, now $134 (save $134)

You can also score yourself a weighted blanket if you go for the Oodie Bundle, this of the weighted blanket as Guac, it costs you extra, but man oh man it’s worth it. The Oodie Weighted Blanket is like a big hug that helps with sleep and anxiousness. It uses the relaxing principles behind deep pressure stimulation therapy to help take your sleep to the next level. 

Slippers But Make Them Grandma Chic

Ugg Women’s Oh Yeah Slippers, $150

Remember the slippers that were all over Instagram last year? Well, there’s are their newer, cooler younger sister. Perfect for wearing around the house, these comfy AF bad boys are both stylish and will keep your tootsies toastie. *Adds to cart*

Neck & Shoulder Heat Pad aka A Cuddle

Aroma Season Neck and Shoulder Heat Pad, $36.54

If you’re on the hunt for a winter boyfriend, this might just save you the swipe. This neck and shoulder heat pad basically feels like a warm hug. It soothes the tension and calms the senses, embraces you in an aura of sweet, sweet comfort. All you have to do is heat it in the microwave for 2 minutes and voilà, the perfect winter product! 

Back & Neck Massager W/ Heat 

Naipo Shiatsu Back and Neck Massager with Heat, $69.99

If you’re really feeling bougie, but have a budget, this Naipo Shiatsu Back and Neck Massager with inbuilt heating is *chefs kisses*. It gently warms up whatever part of your body you put it on while kneading and massaging away at your tense bits. The good news is, you can move it around your body to so it becomes a lower back massager, leg massager, hell even your booty can get in on the action. You can read a full review from our mates at Gizmodo here. 

A Desk Heater So You Can Actually Feel Your Fingers To Type 

Kogan 4-in-1 Mini Fan Heater and Hand Warmer, $30 

Perfect for the home office (or actual office) this little mini fan heater/hand warmer from Kogan is a godsend on a chilly winter morning, and it’s only $30! The sleek design blends a heater, fan, humidifier and hand warmer into one compact, portable unit, making it the ideal purchase from your winter products shopping list.

Heated Towel Rack, (Now Can They Make An Affordable Toilet Seat Version, Pls?)

Kromo Portable Heated Towel Rail, $40 

As adults, we’re all aware that there might not be anything worse than how bloody cold it gets in your bathroom during winter. One cheeky way to warm up is with a heated towel rack. Not only does it mean deliciously toastie towels, but it’ll also give your bathroom a little more warmth.