Watch: Proof That Trying To Pickup Girls Naked Isn’t The Best Idea (NSFW)

Australia’s most shameless individual, Adrian Van Oyen, has taken his questionable talent (by which I mean his unbound pork sword*) to the streets in a bid to seduce the women of Australia. Don’t try this at home if you want any chance of getting laid/keeping out of prison.

See more of Adrian (if that is possible) in Lipton Ice Tea Sparkling’s The Really Really Ridiculously Refreshingly Refreshing Project):

 

*I genuinely can’t believe my fingers let me type the phrase “pork sword”.

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