Oh darling Blue Ivy.
You are a super cutie, and the world has been following your every move since your mum, our Queen and Saviour Beyoncé, debuted you as a baby bump at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards.
But we can understand why you’re over it. You’re now 4 years old and developing conscious thoughts and ideas which determine whether you love or hate something.
And so, you’ve realised that red carpets and award shows are super goddamn boring.
Sure, you get to watch the world fawn over your flawless mumma bear, but you get to see that every single day.
And sure, your mum gave one of the most impactful socio-political performances the MTV VMAs has ever seen, and stood in strength and solidarity with mums who lost their kids to the ongoing issue of police brutality and racism in the US – but how could you be aware of how big that is? You’re only four!
So it’s no wonder you’re absolutely cracking it on the red (but actually white) carpet. We can see you defiantly pulling away from your mum, and your increasingly animated gestures 
suggest the following sentiment: ‘UP WITH THIS SHIT I WILL NO LONGER PUT’.
suggest the following sentiment: ‘UP WITH THIS SHIT I WILL NO LONGER PUT’. Dear reader, please enjoy the following footage of Blue Ivy very clearly telling her mum something the lines of,
“This career was YOUR choice, not mine. I’m so goddamn sick of these goddamn red carpets mum.I hate this. You know what, I’m done. I’m so done. I’m not stopping here for more photos. I’m out.”
Source: Instagram.
