Vampire Bill is the focus of the latest True Blood “minisode” – the Alan Ball-directed shorts created specifically to make us all sick with excitement over the approaching third season (only three more weeks to go). If you can bear to listen to Bill’s cloying Southern accent for the next four-and-a-half minutes you’ll be treated to small dick jokes, talk of pirate sex, good old fashioned vampire glamouring, and gross dirty talk from a middle-aged door to door jewellery saleswoman.
