If you clicked this post, you obviously aren’t one of those whiny babies who gives two shits about spoilers, so let’s get right to it: Vampire Eric and Jason Stackhouse just had full-on, sweaty, grinding sex, and it was the most beautiful thing that has ever happened on True Blood or anywhere else.
When last seen, Eric was catching fire while naked on a mountaintop, but he inexplicably returned in the opening seconds of this week’s episode to share a dirty martini with Jason, and then … and then …
There was a lot of licking and a lot or kissing and a lot of exposed man flesh and then Alexander Skarsgård and Ryan Kwanten were FUCKING DOING IT. THEY FUCKING BANGED, YOU GUYS.
It was all a dream, of course, because in True Blood land, when a human drinks a vampire’s blood – or maybe the other way around, who even remembers? – they are forever bound together, and have all kinds of nasty sexxx dreams about each-other.
Something similar happened between Dog Boy Sam and Vampire Bill way back when, but this is way hotter. Those zombie vampires can suck it, I’m going to be watching this on repeat for the rest of the year and possibly all time.
Images via I’m Here For Sookie