Holy Fucking Shit, Guys: I Think I’ve Just Tracked Down Harry Styles’ Finsta

For us normal folk, there’s no real need for a finsta, is there? I mean, I have both a main Instagram account and an alternate account, but it’s by no means a secret (it’s called @nocontextcharmedones and it features a bunch of of out of context scenes from the witchy TV series Charmed, in case you’re into that). But for celebrities like my main man Harry Styles, it’s completely understandable that they would want to keep their innermost workings a secret via a finsta and leave their main account for promotion etc.

Celebrity tea-spilling Instagram page @deuxmoi received an anonymous tip from a follower with the subject line ‘I have tea. – boybander’s finsta’ and my money’s on it being Harry fucking Styles’ account.

In the email, the follower writes: “Very interesting how this actress just followed her new boyfriend’s finsta when none of his ex-girlfriends had followed it before. Perhaps they are more serious than his last girlfriends.”

Credit: Instagram / Deuxmoi

As we all know, Harry Styles only recently began dating actress Olivia Wilde after bonding on the set of Don’t Worry Darling.

Faster than you could say ‘DUN DUN’ (that’s the SVU scene-change sound, btw), I b-lined straight to Olivia Wilde’s following section on Instagram and what did I see? A new follow by her, a page called @colazione8.

It certainly looks like a finsta, doesn’t it? 3 posts, 33 followers, 132 following. Harry Styles is known to be v. succinct on social media, so this definitely suits his vibe.

I was convinced that it’s him when I noticed we have a mutual: Alessandro Michele, a.k.a. the Creative Director of Gucci and good mate of Harry Styles.

Here they are together at the Met Gala a few years back:

Alessandro Michele and Harry Styles at the Met Gala, 2019. (Credit: Getty)

Sadly, the account is on private, so the only other intel we can gather from it is the bio:

“Colazione, Pranzo, Cena,” which is Italian for “Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner.” Yep, I speak Italian and run a Charmed finsta (minus the ‘f’ ‘cos it’s not a secret). Surely I’m cool enough that Harry Styles will accept my follow request, right?

Stay tuned!

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