The Bachelorette’s International Model Gets Asked Why He’s Such A C*nt

For reasons utterly unknown to us, ex-Bachelorette contestant and international model David Witko agreed to go on Ash Williams Live, a slot usually reserved for more popular / less despised people.

“We’re gonna ask him all sorts of questions,” Ash promised, from in-between a pair of David’s floating heads.

Well, two. He asked David two questions. And they’re a bloody ripper.

EP 5, SEG 3 of 5: Bachelor David @david_witko is here for #bacheloretteau special and we get questions from fans. #ashwilliamslive #questionsfromfans P.S tag a friend and go in draw to win prize X

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EP 5, SEG 4 of 5: Bachelor David @david_witko is here for #bacheloretteau special and we get questions from fans. #ashwilliamslive #questionsfromfans P.S tag a friend below and go in draw to win a prize X

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Quite frankly, Ash Williams has done a great service to the people of Australia and should be awarded as such, SAM FROST, FUCK THAT SASHA BLOKE, THIS GUY DESERVES A ROSE.

Maybe David Witko was trying to be a ‘man of the people?’ Prove that he doesn’t take himself as seriously as the show portrayed him as? Show he’s not a cunt?

Nope.

“Is there anything you’d like to plug?” Ash asked him afterwards, which could well be the answer as to why he agreed to go on in the first place.

“It’s top secret,” replied David, possibly trying to be funny before realising he was missing this golden opportunity.

“It’s to do with skin – ” *HORRIFYING PAUSE* ” – care.”

EP 5, SEG 5 of 5: Thanks for being a good sport David @david_witko LIVE TV is a wild ride! TOMORROW: The Bachelorette Sam Frost! Big thanks to Cameraman / Edit: Redmond Stevenson (@redstevenson) #ashwilliamslive #bacheloretteau X

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Good… bye.