Did you click on this article because you’re a messy queen who lives for drama, spoilers and winner theories? Same. Great. We’ll get along.
Let’s dive in.
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A certain trend has begun to appear every season in regards to the winner’s placement in the finale picture.
Out of the past 4 seasons, the winning person has been situated on the left of the trio. That’s, like, 75% of all winners being on the left, if you wanna talk numbers.
Those are some pretty impressive odds, if I do say so myself, and all the Nancy Drews of the interweb agree.
SoooooOOOOO… if my hard-earned calculations are correct… Carlin, baby, you look like a winner.
Look, here’s Carlin lookin’ pretty on the left…
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…and here’s Taite from last season (in which Ryan tried to audition for) (snake)…
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…this winning guy on the left, yet again…
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…and Sasha from the first season.
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Season 2 was not included because the finale picture doesn’t align with my theory and I would therefore like to pretend that it doesn’t exist. Thank you so much.
Well, there you have it, Carlin wins, according to science. We can all go home now. No need to watch the finale. Congratulations, man with beautiful peach-emoji ass.
