Sweet merciful Christ, if there’s anything we need to experience in our lifetimes, it’s Jason Alexander deigning our fine shores with his presence once more.
We like to believe that’s exactly what’s going to happen, because Alexander cottoned on to the whole deal early this morning.
That’s right – I may not have an Emmy, but I got me a bar in Melbourne, Australia. G’day, mates.
— jason alexander (@IJasonAlexander) January 1, 2016
And remember, his imminent presence isn’t a lie if we believe it’s true. And why wouldn’t he, with a menu like this?
@IJasonAlexander the menu looks enticing: pic.twitter.com/No9Ia3VGw6
— General Ursus (@GenUrsus) January 1, 2016
At this point, we’ve worked ourselves up enough that his non-presence will make us angry, like an old man trying to send soup back in a deli.
Photo: NBC / Getty / Twitter.
