IT’S MEME TIME, PALS. The 2019 Oscars has wrapped up and now it’s time for a bloody giggle. We’re talking Marie Kondo memes, the holy ‘Shallow’ performance, a certain tuxedo gown, and human golden retriever Chris Evans.
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First and foremost, having tidying expert Marie Kondo at the Oscars has definitely sparked joy.
Okay Marie Kondo… this look definitely sparks joy ✨ pic.twitter.com/CW9FP2NyIO
— Crystal Bell (@crystalbell) February 24, 2019
https://twitter.com/ira/status/1099794990761271296
*joy intensifies* Marie Kondo is here! #Oscars pic.twitter.com/vOI5VAd4kg
— Ξvan Ross Katz (@evanrosskatz) February 24, 2019
And, in case you missed it, Paul Rudd has not aged. The man, who is 49-years-old, HAS NOT AGED. Neither has Angela Bassett and Michelle Yeoh and it is utterly offensive.
PAUL RUDD SHOWED THE FUCK UP pic.twitter.com/USRTvUlEBj
— paul rudd (@philsadelphia) February 25, 2019
HOW?
https://twitter.com/alexsyse/status/1099874092889530368
Paul Rudd, what dark bargain have you cut with the Gods of Time.
— Emily Nussbaum (@emilynussbaum) February 25, 2019
Angela Bassett and Paul Rudd in a buddy comedy set in 3019 where they still look the same and that’s it that’s the joke
— Slade (@Slade) February 25, 2019
Paul Rudd drop the skincare routine.
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) February 25, 2019
Billy Porter‘s tuxedo gown was simply out of this world.
Me going to my prom, my wedding and my funeral at the same time. #Oscars #BillyPorter #Oscar2019 pic.twitter.com/XtIW7H7gmk
— cosita (@GheraldTaylor) February 24, 2019
Me not reading your tweets #Oscars2019 pic.twitter.com/LjA9ReYN9A
— Katra (@KatraHigher) February 24, 2019
In an alternate timeline, Billy Porter and Shangela are dual nominees for the Favourite #Oscars pic.twitter.com/kOFstvqrqC
— Alp Ozcelik (@alplicable) February 24, 2019
Billy Porter showed up as the glamorous dowager with a dangerous secret AND her suave butler with mysterious designs of his own. pic.twitter.com/3clcmVSljG
— R. Eric Thomas (@oureric) February 24, 2019
For context: the excellent Regina King scored Best Supporting Actress for her role in If Beale Street Could Talk. Upon accepting her award, King had a wee bit of a struggle with her dress.
Enter Chris Evans.
.@ChrisEvans is the perfect gentleman as he helps @ReginaKing onstage to accept her award at the #Oscars for Best Supporting Actress. pic.twitter.com/9emxjqtrRq
— Pop Crave (@PopCrave) February 25, 2019
https://twitter.com/robsongrll/status/1099851124474028034
https://twitter.com/prasejeebus/status/1099846363112767489
When I see Chris Evans #Oscars pic.twitter.com/0rcBLpmegm
— ná Livia (@nLivia8) February 25, 2019
Also, this.
*cue the dramatic entrance* @KeeganMKey #oscars2019 #oscarmemes pic.twitter.com/ATEHOLsUqL
— sluttypuffin (@sluttypuffin) February 25, 2019
There’s just no denying it, that ‘Shallow’ performance was intimate as hell. You may as well just call it ‘Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper acting like they’re the only two people in the room for about three minutes.’
Pretty sure this performance will win at next year’s #Oscars for Best Short Film
Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga stole the dang nightpic.twitter.com/cnndqwT8fT
— Daren Stoltzfus WESH (@DarenStoltzfus) February 25, 2019
HONESTLY.
Lady gaga and Bradley Cooper #oscars pic.twitter.com/ZoNnz2ynmo
— Reece (@maddiwaterhouse) February 25, 2019
A meme is born. #oscars pic.twitter.com/XcWVm0wCSX
— Samantha Rae (@ASamanthaRae) February 25, 2019
Bradley cooper trying to get back into his house after his wife watched him almost kiss Lady Gaga #Oscars
pic.twitter.com/evuvCTVCFp— DyllânRae (@_DyllanRae) February 25, 2019
A Walk To Remember ! A Walk To Remember ! A Walk To Remember !
https://twitter.com/geekylonglegs/status/1099886667991867393
Bradley Cooper 100% sleeping on the sofa tonight. #Oscars pic.twitter.com/umVWJp53Wb
— Alec Flood (@AlecFlood) February 25, 2019
break up with your girlfriend, I’m bored #Oscars pic.twitter.com/MczMXT3Mp2
— brunzetta (@Ftima28259832) February 25, 2019
https://twitter.com/KaisleXY/status/1099871806574477312
Thinking about how Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga have to go back to their seats and act like they didn’t just eye fuck on stage in front of Irina pic.twitter.com/qL2vJwZq7U
— Ria (@BarstoolRia) February 25, 2019
Oh my GOD.
LADY GAGA WILL EGOT
EMMY
GRAMMY
OSCAR
TFUCK BRADLEY COOPER— Aaron Eisenberg (@Eisentweet) February 25, 2019
Let’s all just listen to Olivia Colman‘s speech for Best Lead Actress again because it rules.
Olivia Colman’s raw emotion during her #Oscars acceptance speech for Best Actress is everything: pic.twitter.com/tSoCMnmJcF
— WFAA (@wfaa) February 25, 2019
Did the Oscar speech Olivia Colman has been rehearsing for years always end with “ohhhhaaa Lady Gaga!!!”
— Kyle Buchanan (@kylebuchanan) February 25, 2019
Some people end their speeches thanking God. Olivia Colman ends hers thanking Lady Gaga. That feels right.
— Amanda Litman (@amandalitman) February 25, 2019
olivia colman ending her speech with “lady gaga…… ahsjdisjdid…..” is my constant inner monologue
— rachel zegler (she/her/hers) (@rachelzegler) February 25, 2019
And lastly, some people were, uh, a bit upset about Green Book winning Best Picture.
https://twitter.com/prasejeebus/status/1099891702112899072
Remember when Green Book won Best Picture? Man, that choice did not age well.
— Mark Harris (@MarkHarrisNYC) February 25, 2019
Is Green Book the one where she fucks a fish
— Shrek (@jacksfilms) February 25, 2019
Green Book was always going to win because a lot of retired Academy members watched the screener and said “I used to have a Cadillac like that”
— Parker (@jeffparker) February 25, 2019
Some of Green Book’s best friends are black movies.
— Alex Seitz-Wald (@aseitzwald) February 25, 2019
P.S. This may sting but it was nice while it lasted.
“I know what I must do…” #oscars pic.twitter.com/dMnpE5UEjQ
— AJ Lorenzini (@AJLorenzini) February 24, 2019
P.P.S. This will never not be funny.
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