Ever since they grabbed our hearts, ripped them from our bodies and stomped all over them in the space of 2 hours and 14 minutes in the film A Star Is Born, the Internet has been obsessed with the combination of Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper.
I mean, as Ally and Jackson in the film they have so much goddamn chemistry they practically melted the bloody cinema screen, so of course all we’ve all been waiting for their big performance of the huge smash-hit song “Shallow” at this year’s Academy Awards, where it just won Best Original Song.
And ASIB stans were NOT disappointed with the Oscars performance. Just LOOK AT THIS. every other song should just get in the bin because what is better than “Shallow”, I’ll wait? Have a squiz at the full thing right here:
— Lady Gaga Updates (@LGTourNews) February 25, 2019
And the Internet agrees:
*first note of shallow*
— Iván | Lady Gaga (@itsIvanOk) February 25, 2019
Like, there’s some serious tears going on.
— Hiddleston. (@marvelofthronxs) February 25, 2019
— JinMultias (@BKayrod) February 25, 2019
Its been legit 10 minutes and im not over that performance of Shallow. I need to watch it 100 more times and cry #Oscars
— Lady Gaga | Dylan (@HausOfDylann) February 25, 2019
every time lady gaga hits the climactic note in shallow, a gay child gets their wings
— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) February 25, 2019
I still can’t get over that performance of Shallow.
Man, Gaga & Cooper can carry me to heaven. Bye.#Oscars
— Nicole ???? (@iyiyiAmNicole) February 25, 2019
The actual body language between Bradley and Lady Gaga was certainly something too:
— MELONY.KRYSTINE (@Melony_Krystine) February 25, 2019
— Emily (@BelieveInAngels) February 25, 2019
— Lady Gaga Now ???? (@LadyGagaNowNet) February 25, 2019
Some people think Irina Shayk might be a tad jelly over said chemistry?
irina shayk watching bradley cooper & lady gaga performing shallow pic.twitter.com/Tvv91foKdW
— Nick Usen (@nickusen) February 25, 2019
Can we just give an Oscar to this person though for managing to get all our feelings across with this singular tweet:
So Bradley Cooper & Lady Gaga just fucked me without a condom with that performance of Shallow and I’m pregnant. #Oscars
— . (@slothoholic1) February 25, 2019
If that ain’t me.
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