In case you somehow missed it, the MTV Video Music Awards are happening right the fuck now in Los Angeles.
Your girl Miley Cyrus was banned from performing at the awards after the 2013 twerk that shocked Will Smith and the world and left Robin Thicke feeling funny in the pants, but as someone pointed out, nobody banned her from hosting the damn thing.
To wit, she showed up in the following gold ensemble, which is part 90s Madonna, part Leeloo Dallas Multipass, part Carrie Fisher Return Of The Jedi realness and entirely too much to be handled.
Gag on her eleganza:
Not to be outdone, Kim and Kanye showed up as The Real Kardashians Of Sherwood Forest feat. Merry Man Friar Fuck:
Nicki Minaj had an attendant helpfully point to indicate the level of fucks she gives about any of these other basic bitches:
Tay Sway showed up with her Bad Blood squad and it literally killed us and now we are dead, bye:
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