Coco is an absolute queen. Or at least, that was true for a brief moment on MAFS when she rightfully put her TV husband Sam in his place by ranking his attractiveness honestly among the other men on the show.
After Sam spent the whole season so far criticising Coco and even saying that he’s only really attracted to curvier girls (not to mention, seconds after Sam literally ranked her in a not-so-crash-hot position in the same task), Coco admitted that he was towards the back of the pack, in her eyes.
It was honest, it was fair, and most of all, it was what he deserved.
— Bel ???????????????????? (@TheBombDetonatr) March 2, 2021
Let’s break down the logic of the moment, shall we?
Sam ranked Coco in fourth position after spending the whole season criticisng her looks and personality. Coco then ranked him in fourth-last position, after keeping her thoughts to herself earlier on.
Suddenly, he’s the upset one?! Ridiculous.
— Despicable Bree (@breelivetweet) March 2, 2021
— Sonia Diab .com ✏️???? (@soniaspeaking) March 2, 2021
Yes Sam, she’s placed you bottom four because of HER insecurities ???? couldn’t possibly be that you’re a disgusting, misogynistic piece of shit. Men really are just born with the fucking audacity. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Tiarne (@teaarm1) March 2, 2021
— Tanny ???? (@whatsuptanny) March 2, 2021
Honestly, it was pure queen behaviour and all of us had no choice but to stan.
— Vee (@vee2190) March 2, 2021
— georg (@iamgfirth) March 2, 2021
— ???? (@jodes888) March 2, 2021
— ✨Alexandra Popovic✨ (@VIPVirtualSols) March 2, 2021
Later on, Sam has the AUDACITY to sit Coco down and whinge some more.
And when Coco opened up and expressed how hurt and frustrated she is by his behaviour, Sam doubled down on the douchebaggery by making himself the victim.
— Hero (@hierohero1) March 2, 2021
Sam: “I’m not cutting you off…I’m just cutting you off to say that I’m not cutting you off.”#MAFS
— Kirsty Webeck (@KirstyWebeck) March 2, 2021
…also, remember that letter-writing task earlier in the episode? So do we.
— Tree Fiddy Kay (@fiddy_kay) March 2, 2021
— CJ (@Skualg) March 2, 2021
Coco got up, left the apartment and cut that man out of her life (for now).
Good fkn riddance.