It has been a ‘yuge week of television (The Bachelors finale! A MAFS premiere!) and the reality telly gods decided to thank us for our services by blessing us with the most beautiful groom ever: Duncan.
He’s insanely hot. Like, he is literally so handsome. Has MAFS ever had such a hunky groom on the show? I would move to Sydney’s Northern Beaches in a heartbeat if it meant being whisked away by Duncan on his motorcycle.
I’ve had a piercing headache all day and didn’t have the strength to muster a scream, but I was going feral within the confines of my mind. The internet was rabid. And Brad, Alyssa‘s lovely Man Of Honour, was horny.
When Brad saw Duncan, he said he wished he could hightail it up to the altar and marry the bloke because he’s so gosh darn attractive with a jawline so sharp it could cut bread.
It was in that moment that MAFS fans across the nation were all Brad.
#MAFS #MAFSAU Can someone throw some cold water over Brad!
— Gidgit VonLaRue (@GidgitVonLaRue) February 2, 2023
— beatingdrums (@beatingdrums) February 2, 2023
brad gets it #MAFS
— em 💎 (@embojenc) February 2, 2023
I think Brad the Man of Honour is all of us when we saw Duncan #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/nEOY3wxXWP
— Jen Arnold (@arnies89) February 2, 2023
Anyone else hoping for the ‘Brad tries to steal Duncan for his own’ narrative for these two?#MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/8o0ShBATao
— so tired (Taylor’s Version) (@pjk27779) February 2, 2023
When the fanny flutters hit.#duncan #delicious #mafs #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/ef6rvyWXW0
— OnlyMAFS (@only_mafs) February 2, 2023
As if his gorgeous visage wasn’t enough, Duncan also seemed normal (if not slightly dull). He didn’t say anything offensive or icky in his vows. He said he was “looking forward” to being added to Alyssa’s family chat, which was most likely a lie because no one wants to be privy to the group chat they share with their family, let alone that of their in-laws’. But still, he was respectful and considerate and kind.
The good people of Twitter, who at this point had to be sprayed with the hose, noticed this. And it made them … suspicious.
Duncan seems like the most normal guy to ever grace the #mafs show. I don’t know if that’s a compliment or not. #mafsau
— shhh. (@fourleafc_lover) February 2, 2023
Duncan, without the horrendous one liners we’ve heard before, and being genuine. With a nice smile?
Ladies and gentleman, we have the first top bloke this season.#MAFS #MAFSAU
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) February 2, 2023
I’m scared of how this show is going to ruin Duncan for me #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) February 2, 2023
Is it a red flag that Duncan isn’t giving any red flags? I’m so suspicious and I trust no one #mafs #MAFSAU
— Amber Erin 🧸 (@ambiibambi24) February 2, 2023
im scared knowing that duncan seems like a good guy so far cos i thought of jackson as a good guy last season and look how that turned out #mafs #mafsau
— bea | waiting for international dates ✨ (@behindxthemall) February 2, 2023
Please please please don’t turn out to be a tool Duncan. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Nez (@fraggle73) February 2, 2023
Is this man too good to be true? Why does he have so few terrible qualities? Will he break hearts across the nation — not to mention that of the gorgeous Alyssa — by revealing himself to be a dickhead?
We are tentatively positive. As we know, things can change so quickly on MAFS, so we can’t lose sight of ourselves. But for now, let us bask in the positive and radiant glow of the unfairly attractive couple, Duncan and Alyssa.
If you’d like to read our full recap of tonight’s fuckery (featuring a walkout from queen Claire), you can do so here.
