I am hyped up on cold and flu because for some reason I’ve caught a cold in the middle of a schvitzy Perth summer, thus the events of tonight’s MAFS Commitment Ceremony have induced proper delirium.
Case in point Harrison acting like Bronte was dying of consumption at home and he was being forced to go to work to buy a loaf of bread for his family of eight.
The man was alone on the Ouch Couch tonight because Bronte, who has endometriosis, was having a flare up and was in a lot of pain. Completely fair enough — I don’t have endometriosis but I used to get period pain that was so bad I’d do a Claire and vomit (SORRY) so I don’t blame the poor girl.
But rather than just saying, like, “Bronte is sick tonight” the man essentially started screaming, crying and throwing up on the couch. It genuinely looked like he was about to start sobbing and beg MAFS experts John Aiken, Mel Schilling and Alessandra Rampolla to free him from the shackles of the Commitment Ceremony so he could tend to his dear wife as she drew her last breaths.
The internet was confused. Was Harrison … trying to spin it into a situation whereby he copped empathy ‘cos Bronte was sick? Was he hoping the casting director of Home & Away was watching so they’d book him? Was he simply on the most divine pharmaceutical concoction known to man? We just don’t know.
No cause I want whatever Harrison is on LMFAOOO what the fk was that? #MAFSAU— Luke C (@lukecicca) February 26, 2023
Experts: where is Bronte?— Michelle (@c_michelle2795) February 26, 2023
Harrison: she is unwell (would have been enough)
#MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAUS
LMFAOO HARRISON ACTING LIKE BRONTES DYING #mafs— lollytob (@lollytob) February 26, 2023
There’s no way Harrison is a real person 😭😭— n4vigatorrrr (@Sc0rpiusvene) February 26, 2023
Is this cunt seriously trying to get empathy for his partners endo?! Harrison you find new ways to be a piece of shit every week. #MAFSAU— whats the T (@noshadeallT) February 26, 2023
As someone with endometriosis, I object to this bullshit. Yes, it’s very painful and difficult to deal with but what the fuck is Harrison on about? #MAFSAU— Lucia (@lfsleigh) February 26, 2023
Harrison, honestly. You pretending to give a shit about anyone else has gotta be worthy of a razzie. #MAFSAU— Mel (@Mel_Kel87) February 26, 2023
WTF was that Harrison #MAFS #MAFSAU— MXYZ (@MXYZ_) February 26, 2023
Harrison ???? #MAFSAU— • Georgia (@gamor11) February 26, 2023
That’s is soooo fake omg 😭 #mafs #MAFSAU— Y a s m i n🧡🥭 (@mango_heaux) February 26, 2023
What, and I can’t stress this enough, what the fuck did I just watch?!?! #MAFSAU #mafs #MAFSAustralia— Vivienne Jones (@VivienneJones85) February 26, 2023
What the fuck was that from Harrison?! #MAFSAU— Maya (she/her) (@tweetmayatweet) February 26, 2023
Harrison, really trying to muster an ‘emotion’. Looks like he’s about to blow a synapse. #MAFSAU— Rockroy67 (@MarkSaunders21) February 26, 2023
That whole thing was the weirdest moment of this show ever. Harrison getting teary because Brontë is in pain? Seemed fake as #mafsau #MAFS— Megan rhymes w/vegan (@va5el1ne) February 26, 2023
No one is trying to minimise Bronte’s endometriosis — it’s absolutely horrendous. But Harrison feigning empathy and crocodile tears when, in reality, he couldn’t give two shits about her “endo-do-metriosis” (his words, not mine) was ludicrous.
It was so obscene that MAFS expert John essentially told him to STFU and that he was being insincere. Twitter was happy that John wasn’t putting up with his shit.
Go John for calling him out! #mafs #mafsau— Zantie (@Zantie) February 26, 2023
John looking at Harrison: #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia #MarriedAtFirstSight #MarriedAtFirstSightAU pic.twitter.com/mbj7e8wVqN
— dr mimi petrakis 🦇 (@MimiPetrakis) February 26, 2023
All the experts hate Harrison and it’s hilarious. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/6YnmtFlmQj— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) February 26, 2023
Many more things happened tonight on MAFS (Alyssa having a conniption for no reason! Adam and Janelle leaving!) which you can read about here via our recap.
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