Bronte and Harrison, despite making it clear at last week’s MAFS dinner party that their relationship was kaput, have decided to stay on the show and [EXTENDED FART NOISE].
I am not OK. The internet is not OK. Lyndall and Claire are not OK.
The alleged couple’s time on the Ouch Couch started with Bronte declaring that although Harrison treats her like shit, she is still falling for him. Cue MAFS fans across the nation screaming in unison.
Literally every time I see Bronte & Harrison #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/67Wn2MP59p— JW 🇷🇺 (@J_warfe) March 12, 2023
Actual footage of all of Australia watching Harrison and Bronte #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/XRKVrtsX7i— courtney (@cpricey_95) March 12, 2023
Bronte: "I'm still falling for Harrison."— so tired (Taylor’s Version) (@pjk27779) March 12, 2023
Australia;#MAFSAU #MAFS #MarriedatFirstSight pic.twitter.com/T5Pe6AclBa
Bronte – I’m still falling for Harrison #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/PW7IRMRO4v— Professor Depression (Taylors version) (@LordLamicital) March 12, 2023
Harrison had the gall, the audacity and the gumption to announce he has never manipulated Bronte and [SECOND EXTENDED FART NOISE].
He also said she would have to redeem herself and regain his trust. Mouths in the room were agape. MAFS expert Alessandra Rampolla looked like she had just watched the man do a steaming hot poo on the rug, and folks were gagging for it. More facial expressions! MORE!
Alessandra wants this man dead fr #mafs #mafsau— jedda 🐱 (@jeddamindtricks) March 12, 2023
I LOVE Alessandra’s reactions this season #MAFSAU— Reen Zidaj (@ReenZidaj) March 12, 2023
Harrison starts to speak.— Jen Arnold (@arnies89) March 12, 2023
Rest of Australia:#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/rdmFqAAtu1
Fuckwit: I reject the notion that I've ever manipulated Bronte— to whom it may concern (@bishcheese) March 12, 2023
The whole damn universe:#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/QxStgpECJt
People were also collectively banging their heads against the biggest brick wall ever because Bronte and Harrison … just refused to stop spinning the most bonkers web of lies?
Like, are they on Planet Zebulon? Do they have a different source of oxygen from us which completely rewires their brain chemistry?
All jokes aside, it’s glaringly obvious how manipulative and narcissistic Harrison is and how fucking abysmally he treats Bronte. He has isolated her from the rest of the group, planted seeds of doubt in her mind and all but demolished her confidence, and it’s honestly hard to watch at this point.
How many more times can we see Harrison act like a [REDACTED] and be scolded for it, only for nothing to change? He literally dumped Bronte via text last week and she left mid-dinner party in tears, yet they both wrote stay.
Their relationship is fake as that goddamn butt dial. Folks don’t know how much longer they can tolerate seeing them on MAFS.
I SWEAR BRONTE AND HARRISON ARE A COMPLETELY SEPARATE SOCIAL EXPERIMENT. THEY CAN'T BE REAL. #MAFSAU— mist ☆ they/them (@tireddadenergy) March 12, 2023
Brontë and Harrison #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/z4Itj4jtTT— casey (@FIFOMUM79) March 12, 2023
NO ONE IS BUYING THIS SHIT HARRISON AND BRONTE GO HOME #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/BZXwQLSi2O— Lami🦋 (@heungminnie) March 12, 2023
I’m done watching Harrison and Bronte ✌🏻#MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/nNjQagzojP— courtney (@cpricey_95) March 12, 2023
MAFS fans honestly think Bronte and Harrison are just sticking around for more screen time and something that rhymes with “minstagram monsorship”, which is fucking depressing TBH.
Ohh Bronte and Harrison you are fake. Staying on the show is BS. They are here for instagram likes. They are a couple who should be ignored and never followed. #MAFSAU— Jimmy (@Jimmy0773) March 12, 2023
Oh Bronte Bronte,Bronte,is Instagram THAT important to you?#mafsau— robair.5×💉 (@robair20) March 12, 2023
Bronte and Harrison are fake, the extra drama is for more screen time #MAFSAU— Hannah (@Madilvsmusic) March 12, 2023
bronte: im still falling for harrison— bea JUST SAW HARRY✨ (@behindxthemall) March 12, 2023
translation: the longer i stay, the more followers i will get #mafs #mafsau
Confirmation of clout chasing.— 𝐃𝐲𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐰𝐬 (@DylanMatthews91) March 12, 2023
If you are genuine in this experiment, pissing other people off should be the last thong on your mind Bronte #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/1msPrftX42
Somehow I doubt things are going to get better considering our guinea pigs will be participating in a couple swap. Bronte and Layton will be together and Melinda will be shacking up with Harrison, which all sounds great and normal.
Before we delve into that fuckery, make sure you catch up on tonight’s episode with our gorgy little MAFS recap.
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