Kendall Jenner uploading nude pics to her Instagram account would be news enough – yeah, yeah, “why is this news/stop writing about the Kardashians/why are these people famous” – whatever, the point is they are famous and you guys clearly do read our stories on ’em (we see you) aaaand whether this is a sad state of the world or not, Kendall Jenner uploading nude pics to her Instagram account just IS NEWS, OK.
Surprisingly though, Kendall’s nude pic upload isn’t what everyone’s focusing on today. Nope. They’re all having a conniption over her feet. Specifically, her extremely long toes.
https://twitter.com/_eyeliketacos/status/967832661845856256
What the eff is up with Kendall Jenners feet? She got them crazy skeletor finger toes 💀
— Matty Clark (@mattyclark08) February 25, 2018
Kendall Jenner’s new photos are stunning but I can stop staring at her toes that are like 3 inches long???
— Lindsey Gutchell (@lindseygutchell) February 25, 2018
Kendall Jenner has some weird ass toes
— jessica (@jess__amelia) February 25, 2018
Confused by Kendall Jenner’s toes
— charlottelythaby (@lythabycharr) February 25, 2018
Here’s the pics, by the way.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BfoOhsgjA32/?taken-by=kendalljenner
As a fellow long-toed human – mine literally do look like fingers, but also I can play Mario Kart with them so who’s the winner here, huh? It’s me – I resent this toe-shaming that is occurring. Shut up about Kendall’s feet, would ya?
You’re just jealous because she too can probably murder you at Mario Kart using those phalanges.
True to form, Kendall hasn’t bothered to respond to everyone’s mean-spirited shit talk about her feet. Probably coz she’s busy MAKING BANK AND LORDING IT OVER EVERYONE.
