Keanu Reeves Plays A Sexy Tumbleweed In The New ‘SpongeBob’ Movie And No, You’re Not Dreaming

SpongeBob SquarePants and his aquatic pals are back for another round of mayhem with the third movie adaptation of the beloved series, The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge On The Run.

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Joining SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and the rest of the underwater gang is everyone’s best mate, Keanu fucking Reeves.

But get this, Keanu isn’t voicing a new animated character like a friendly seal or a sexy merman. He’s had his face superimposed onto a tumbleweed named Sage.

“Hello, call me Sage,” he explains in the trailer. “I’m made out of sage and I am a sage, so it works out pretty well.”

This legit feels like some kind of weird fever dream but I can assure you, it’s not.

The synopsis of the flick goes like this:

SpongeBob SquarePants, his best friend Patrick Star and the rest of the gang from Bikini Bottom hit the big screen in the first-ever all CGI SpongeBob motion picture event. After SpongeBob’s beloved pet snail Gary is snail-napped, he and Patrick embark on an epic adventure to The Lost City of Atlantic City to bring Gary home. As they navigate the delights and dangers on this hilarious rescue mission, SpongeBob and his pals prove there’s nothing stronger than the power of friendship.

The voice cast includes Tom Kenny, Awkwafina, Clancy Brown, Rodger Bumpass, Bill Fagerbakke, Carolyn Lawrence, Douglas Lawrence, and Reggie Watts.

Have a go at the trailer below and look out for the movie in cinemas on July 2 2020.