Whenever I’m in a hairy sitch, I ask myself: What would Kath-Day Knight do? Well, when recently confronted by a hairy sitch of their own, a Kath & Kim fan employed this very logic to tackle the iss-ue (read that in Kath’s voice, ploise).
A man from Mars named Matt Rollo was talking to someone posing as a woman from Venus who was an obvious scammer that was speaking from Uranus.
He decided to go inside himself and get cracking on this important project by using Kath & Kim quotes in his replies. He shared the full convo in the Kath & Kim group, to which I am a proud member, called Da Kath & Kim Society.
“I’ve been told I need to share these with you all on here,” he wrote. “A scammer has slid right into my DMs on Instagram. So I thought I’d play along, using as many Kath & Kim quotes and references as possible. Sorry for the countless screenshots… enjoy.”
Now pour yourself a cup of jarrah and enjoy:
That was equal parts funny ha-ha and funny weird, I feel. If you, too, ever find yourself confronted by hackers, handle it the Kath Day-Knight way.
Matty Galea is the Entertainment Editor at Pedestrian who also dabbles in woo-woo stuff like astrology and crystals and has been penning horoscopes since the start of his career. He also Tweets about pop culture and astrology and posts spicy content on Instagram.