Jermaine Jackson Wants To Form A New Jackson 5 In Australia

Hello and thanks for clicking. We’d like to take this opportunity to direct your attention to a chance (of a lifetime): filling both a) a spot in version 2.0 of The Jackson 5 and, b) according to 59 year-old Jermaine Jackson, an unfathomable void in the market. 

The original member of the supergroup, producer and default lover of fried chicken (JK RELAX) is currently on the search for five talented folk for what he terms the “SUPERMEGA band”. Contestants will battle for these spots on an internet reality TV show filmed right here in Australia, and the group shall be named Five*.
This is what is needed according to JJ “True all round performers, talent that can sing, dance, and play instruments. You just don’t see the kind of band or that kind of mania that the Jacksons created any more. We need an act that can electrify an audience of any size and bombard the charts with number one songs. It’s not enough to sing or dance or both…you have to blow them away with your performance and the quality of your music. It all has to come together in a perfect performance. That is what causes crowds to go wild and super stars to emerge above the rest”.#11;

Further solidfy your intent to enter by watching this:


*Guy is batshit if he thinks this band will outdo the original 5ive, what with its mammoth successes and sexually appealing members. 

Head here to submit your video entry. Commencement date TBC.

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