Friends, welcome. I personally believe that it is about time we talk about something that people often do not acknowledge when talking about fire dating shows. No, it’s not the roses or the dresses or the date locations, but the hosts.
Too often we watch dating shows without talking about how attractive the hosts are. I mean, they’re carrying the show on their shoulders. They are the ringleader of these circuses, and without them, the show just wouldn’t be the same.
Here is my list of the hosts that I would absolutely one hundred percent give my rose to given the chance. I’m talking about “stop the show”, I’m picking the host as my partner kinda vibes. Let’s get into it!
Ryan Devlin – Are You The One (US)
In the words of Tiffany Pollard: “I just know his dick is big.”
My husband, Ryan Devlin.
He just oozes so much charm throughout Are You The One that I’m honestly surprised nobody has tried to pick him as their perfect match.
Maybe it’s because I’m his perfect match and they just don’t want to interfere?
Anyway, Mr Devlin is the perfect kind of hot, you know, that hot in a shy, awkward way. Chef’s kiss. While all of the contestants are ripped like Greek gods and act all over the top, Ryan is just quiet and cute. I’m here for it. All of it.
Meng Fei – If You Are The One (China)
Ultra daddy.
A moment of silence please, I would like to confess my love for Meng Fei, host of If You Are The One, not to be confused with the completely different Are You The One.
He’s funny, charming, and has one hell of a smouldering gaze. I adore him.
Natalie Gruzlewksi – The Farmer Wants A Wife (Aus)
Nothing but respect for my queen.
Look, I’m gay as hell, but it’s about time we put some respect on Gruzlewski‘s name.
For a show that promises the allure of hot farmers, it never really satisfies the farmer’s boy fantasy within me, mainly because none of the men are really all that attractive.
Gruzlewski however is STUNNING, and is 100% the hottest person on that show out of anyone, contestant or otherwise.
James Tobin – Beauty and the Geek (Aus)
The father of my children. (Image: Instagram / Kitti Gould.)
If my body was to split into eight Horcruxes of my gay awakening, James Tobin would be one of them.
Although he only hosted Beauty and the Geek for one year, it was enough for my mind, body and spirit to reawaken. To reinvigorate. To realign its chakras into a divine state.
Thank you James for all you have done for me.
John Aiken – Married At First Sight (Aus)
I just know he was HOT back in the day.
Let’s talk about papa Aiken, or as I like to call him, Louis Hanson in twenty years.
He has hella charm, which is something that a lot of the MAFs men seem to lack these days.
He’s also a relationship expert, which means you know he’ll fight to make things work, and something about that has the proverbial panties coming OFF.
Rosci Diaz – Dating Naked (US)
I know what you’re thinking: who the hell is this? But I know, because she’s the host of one of the most brilliant shows to ever be created, Dating Naked.
Unfortunately, there isn’t an Aussie version around, so we’ll just have to admire the stunning Rosci Diaz. Also, huge shoutout to her, because her job is literally to stand amongst naked guys and girls and still put on a huge smile. What a legend.
Osher Günsberg – The Bachelor (Aus)
We had to put him in this list, otherwise, it wouldn’t really be a list at all.
Osher is like the bread and butter of Aussie dating shows. He’s the alpha and the omega. The beginning and the end. Also he’s fkn hot so, there’s that.
Romeo Miller – Ex on the Beach (US)
It is truly criminal that they put one of the hottest hosts in dating show history on a show that is so distracting with its wild fkn characters. Ex on the Beach is wild as hell, but at least Miller is around to keep things sane.
I’ve left my number on the bar counter, so give me a ring, okay?
Sophie Monk – Love Island (Aus)
Couldn’t have a list of super attractive dating show hosts without the elegant Sophie Monk.
Maybe it’s just the gay in me who stans powerful women, but I just love Monk so much. She can do no wrong, and she always looks BOMB.
