Our absolute favourite and highly-trusted Croc News source, the stellar NT News, has delivered us the goods once again, as news has come in heralding the nation’s achievement of Peak ‘Straya being unlocked. It’s a beautiful day for our sunburnt country, everyone.
According to NT News, some fun-loving bros on the hunt for some cones decided to inject some adventure into a legendary 420 sesh. Fair enough. But I’ll allow the NT News to explain the premise best – a boy waded through “Rapid Creek as a dare so his friends will shout him a bong or two.”
The alleged ‘dare’ escalated quickly, however, after a MF croc was spotted not far form the swimmer. Crikey. NT News obtained footage of the brief incident via Facebook, for your viewing pleasure/horror. The paper also reported a concerned local saying, “He’s a complete and utter idiot and I believe his idiocy needs to be shared.”
And so it shall.
According to the NT News, the boy was unharmed. But still, no more promising or more appropriate candidate for the Darwin Awards has ever been so close.
Observe below. When ‘Straya attacks:
via NT News.
Lead image by Greg Wood via Getty.
