The NT News Have Outdone Themselves With Tomorrow’s Front Page Headline

The sacred ‘NT News‘ have done it again: after maybe sorta calling ScoMo a cunt, hiring a possible world-first Croc/UFO Reporter, and getting a psychic croc to predict the 2016 election, they’ve now released the cover for tomorrow’s edition, and it’s a doozy.

WE’RE HAPPY TO DECLARE TOMORROW’S FRONT PAGE AS ONE OF OUR BEST EVER pic.twitter.com/jL52GiCoT7

— The NT News (@TheNTNews) July 7, 2017

~kisses fingers~ 

Before this moment I did not know that i needed to know about the Darwin dude who got drunk and swallowed what looks like a 20-cent piece. But now I need to know.  

And I am not alone in thinking this is a real pearler of a headline.

Can we just stop for a minute & appreciate the NT News https://t.co/incUoOJh4y

— Aaron Cooper (@scoopacoopa) July 7, 2017

No one, but no one does a headline like the NT News. https://t.co/XW4D8sk0gC

— kathmayer ?? (@kathmayer) July 7, 2017

A cracker of a headline from the NT News 🙂 https://t.co/Ny1po6UlMr

— Cheryl Critchley (@CherylCritchley) July 7, 2017

As ever, a subtle, nuanced exploration of the human condition brought to us by the NT News. Well played.

— Velvet Watermelon (@velvetmelon1) July 7, 2017

Other twitterers would prefer it if the ‘NT News‘ stuck to hard news, mostly pertaining to croc sightings, but they are in fact wrong.  

God bless you, ‘NT News‘: the only rag guaranteed to tell us what is right and true in the world.

Source & Photo: Twitter.