Probably when Chris Evans was in his teens, he didn’t anticipate that someone would fork out a three-digit amount of money to salute his ass. You know what? Scratch ‘probably’. There is literally no way he anticipated this. But this is the point that his tenure as Captain America (not to be confused with that of Reb Brown or Matt Salinger) and its gently increasing focus on his ass has led him to: butt worship.
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One fan attending ACE Comic Con in Seattle over the weekend decided to use the cost of her extremely pricey meet-and-greet ticket to do what she saw fit to do as part of her patriotic duty: Salute the buttocks that is both Chris Evans’ and, according to the strict lore of the MCU, America’s ass.
i really paid $200 to salute his ass @ChrisEvans pic.twitter.com/cpz015d04W
— sophie (@sobiewankenobi) June 30, 2019
How did she pull this off, you ask? In her own words, she quite simply “literally just asked if [she] could salute his ass“. Yep, that’ll do it.
Thank you for doing it for those who can’t.
