Chris Pratt Managed To 100% Fail A Celebrity Quiz About Which Chris He Is

In case you weren’t already aware, Hollywood is right now absolutely bursting at the seams with hot white guys called Chris.

You’ve got: the one who used to be chubby FBI agent Burt Macklin; the one who probably ended up marrying the Queen of Genovia; the one whose first home will always be Summer Bay; and the one who kind of rides the coattails of being lumped in with this handsome bunch.

(In order, that was Chris Pratt, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Evans. Evans loyalists don’t @ me, he 100% profits socially from this situation and you know it.)

So much so is the Chris-itical mass, you’ve got websites like Oh My Disney running BuzzFeed-style quizzes to find out which of these four nearly identical humans are YOU.

Well, we regret to inform you that Chris Pratt took the quiz, and discovered he is actually Chris Evans.

Unfortunately, due to the pseudo-scientific rules that govern the universe of online celebrity quizzes, this means that Chris Pratt no longer exists and has assumed the identity of Chris Evans. The original ‘Chris Evans’ immediately disappeared from existence. We do hope he wasn’t driving.

Of course, this isn’t the first time a celebrity has taken a quiz about themselves and failed spectacularly. Earlier this year, Kim Kardashian took the ‘Are you more Kim Kardashian or Chrissy Teigen?‘ quiz and got Chrissy Teigen. She flunked at being herself.

Meanwhile, we eagerly await the other three Chrises (Chris’s? Chrises?) to take a break from their very important and emotionally fulfilling lives to take the damn quiz. ANSWERS, people. We need ’em.

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